i jhust puked up my retainher.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Randomize
