I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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