I'm really into asian looking animals
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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