It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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