Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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