you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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