I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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