That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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