I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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