it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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