We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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