I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
