i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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