Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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