Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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