Yo dont text me then not text me
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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