he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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