3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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