i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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