just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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