Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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