We named our party play list daddy issues
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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