You made me cry and you don't even care
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Princesses don't give blow jobs
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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