Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
