Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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