she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This is the high leading the old right now
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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