is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i need some magic done to my vagina
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
heβs basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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