spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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