yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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