WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
So much rum. So many feels.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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