My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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