just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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