so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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