apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
