It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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