my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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