Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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