Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
