look no pants
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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