I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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