Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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