I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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