This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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