YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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