some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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