Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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