Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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