What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The air was thick with penises
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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