Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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