We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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